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What a relief that I haven't even noticed this status symbol pressure and that I'm perfectly happy to roll with my ancient TV from 4 years ago.

Don't fret. Your status symbol is having an ancient TV. That's why you posted about it on a public forum...

Well played. Although my real status symbol is going without cable for the last 12 years.

The only TV I have is about 12 years old.

I don't have a TV.

You should get one from Craig's list.

What the hell is this 'TV' thing all you corporate drones are always talking about?

And I though my Sony Trinitron CRT was going to be the oldest, good work.