Show me on the map where you want to put your island...
We can probably send the first Marine regiment over as undercover immigrants escaping the possibility of a second Trump regime and gain control of their weaponized maple syrup reserves before they even know what’s happening.
Not sure if the BBC is implicit in psyops, but they report the reserves are very low [1]. On the one side, that means the spoils of war are low, on the other side, it means they won't be able to mobilize their unique units.
The real stuff is stored in secret bunkers across the country along with the cheese curds and gravy.
[0] https://idlewords.com/2007/04/the_alameda_weehawken_burrito_...
For example We could admit new states as pairs to maintain the balance of power.