Pretty funny to say they're snake oil, and then list 3 very good reasons to have one.
The problem is people who aren’t aware of this see these ads and think that they actually do prevent hackers from stealing their information.
Considering that confidentiality is a vital component of overall security, it's not necessarily unreasonable to describe a VPN as a security product. Of course, it's not the panacea some companies claim; nobody's "surfing the web in full security and privacy" with just a VPN service.