With some configuration you can get most of the way there.
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This is an excellent use of it, a free text human input capable of doing things like extracting summaries. It does not seem to be used at all for the basic task of extracting content, but for post filtering.
In between. An alias like pdfwtf translating to "paste | llm command | copy"
And even when you see how readability parser works, AI handles most of the edge cases that content extractors fail on, so they are genuinely superseded by LLMs.
Wait, regexes are the epitome of black magic. What do you consider as black magic?
Sure, I could not write a regex engine, but the language itself can be fine if you keep it to straightfoward stuff. Unlike the famous e-mail parsing regex.