Well we have juice boxes for that now. Krakens are still a problem though.
Ha! I can see a kid's commercial for a juice box with pirates sipping on a juice box while sword fighting a Kraken attacking their ship. "While sailing the high seas, we no longer have to worry about scurvy thanks to Hi-C's vitamin C fortified juice boxes. We do still have to fight the Kraken though!" narrator voice kicks in
Please don’t tell Sora.
Pressgangs and veneral disease
Oh yeah definitely the venereal disease.
Any port in a storm isn’t a good motto for a long life.