Ask HN: Receive credit cards payments as a non-US resident (Canada)

It seems I've searched the interwebs for hours without any results. Is there ANY payment processing I could use?

- Google checkout: US (and UK?!) only; - Amazon payment: US only; - Stripe: US only (nooooo!).

I want payment for something very experimental, so I don't want to incorporate beforehand (In other words, the payment processing company should accept ME as an individual).

As a last resort there's always Paypal, but I would very much like to use something else.

I must say, this is making me want to have a bitcoin-like solution.

Thanks in advance!