> the objectively atrocious driving record of Americans
Well, ackshually, the US doesn't look that bad, according to this chart [0].
The US is #107 of 191 for deaths per capita and #5 of 25 for deaths per mile driven.
However, there are only 25 countries on that chart with data for deaths per mile driven.
[0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-r...