I sometimes wonder if the database would be more widely used if they had picked a different name.
So probably if you would be turned off enough by the name not to use the software, you don't actually need a distributed SQL database and are not the target customer.
Gyms know that people that sign up on Jan 2 don’t need annual (or any) membership. They take their money anyway. The more honorable ones allow cancellation or something but I don’t think anyone expects them to actively turn these folks away.
It's meant to imply indestructability, not creepy yucky beastliness.
Obviously that goes over the heads of many people initially but at least it can then be explained!
They could have named this waterbear or adamantium or something.