These jokes are so tiresome. It was cute two decades ago but please let this stupid tradition die. It's become devoid of all humor and makes April 1 a hassle honestly.
Take April 1st off and spend the day alone. People being annoying on that day is the perfect excuse to waste the day with computer games.
Or go fishing. Whatever rocks your boat and is far from other people.
but if they rock the boat they'll scare away all the fish
It may be simply you who has become devoid of humor, since it’s notably subjective…
I liked the part of their article where they complained they suffered “abuse” because of their dimwit activity, exactly as should all parties who perpetrate April 1 computer-guy “humor.”