* It's a car wash every month.
* It's two mid-range store-bought frozen pizzas every month
* It's one Febreeze plug-in air freshener complete with 2 oil refills every month
* You would be out just over 300 matches per month if you instead put that money towards Kagi.
* And in homage to A Tiny Armageddon it is about 500 plastic spoons per month.