But seriously, I was hoping I could come work with you. I'm impressed by your developer prowess. I give you a short, somewhat vague explanation of how to deal with some of the issues you faced and within minutes you have it addressed and returned to joke around with me.

Most developers I know would spin their wheels for weeks with such little information, and once they finally get the job done they wouldn't have time to joke around because they'd be so far behind in everything else they need to get done.