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Shad’rach, Me’shach, and Abed’nego were thrown into the fiery furnace if I remember correctly. (Please forgive any spelling variations)

Or Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah, to use their less well known Hebrew names.

Or Shakeyourbed, Makeyourbed and Uptobedyougo, according to some children's classes...

Having grown up with VeggieTales, I still find myself defaulting to "Rack, Shack, and Benny."