> We demonstrate in the following text the meaninglessness of the never-ending co-doping of graphene. We decided to follow the hyperbole of ever multiplying dopants; however, instead of using expensive and toxic chemicals such as ammonia, fluorine, chlorine, boranes, etc., we took a page from the pre-Haber−Bosch era and sought natural materials for the fertilization of graphene and used guano as a dopant.

What a wonderfully bat-shit paper.

> In summary, we demonstrated that bird dropping-treated graphenes indeed make graphene more electrocatalytic than nondoped graphene.

Oh, never mind, just bird-shit, dang.