How to end the recession (technically)

That doesn't make any sense. Who is going to pay for those extra working days? Not to mention that would really just delay the problem.

Whoever pays for working hours normally, too.

And yes, it delays the problem. It is only a statistical trick.

I'd rather have my holidays and a recession.

Time @ work != productivity, you know that.

Yes. This is way I put the 'technically' in there.

unintended consequences