Where the fuck should I eat
wherethefuckshouldigotoeat.com
wherethefuckshouldigotoeat.com
An old joke at that: http://whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/index.php
suggest recipe
else:
suggest soup
1. You should already know where the fuck I am, it's 2012.
2. Maybe you'd really fucking impress me if this was a mobile app. (You'd also know where the fuck I was)
3. Don't fucking send me to a place across town, what the fuck.
And the domain name, is too long. People will misremember and mistype it as "wherethefucktoeat.com" or "wherethefuckshouldieat.com" or similiar.
So that's pretty accurate, actually.
edit: beaten to it!