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Like the one where they failed to conquer that village of Gauls?

As usual, Asterixes are to be avoided.

Besides, there are plenty of Obelixs to be found in Egypt. There is no need to get your phalic stone monuments from the Gauls.

(I expected Roman puns and was not disappointed)

Sounds like a pretty germane feature to have.

Parent means Eastern Roman failures

So during a Parthian event, they lose the Crassus.