I'm going to steal this for my epitaph, thanks
Mine would currently say:
Por tu culpa!
(this is all your fault)
But depending on the circumstances, I would be also fine with the one above. But very likely I would not care that much anymore ..
And that is even if there is a technical possibility to lower the temperature of every water molecule to -0.0001 simultaneously and demonstrate that it instantly freezes the entire volume in an instant. It'd be irrelevant since none of us live in that lab.
Water never arrives at 0 degrees all at once, so for practical purposes no. Even if it did, you cannot measure the temperature of every water molecule simultaneously to prove it.