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And only once delivery. And only once delivery.

Only one delivery is easy as long as you don't guarantee delivery

(commenter meant to say exactly once)

This reads more and more like Monty Python's Spanish inquisition sketches. I love it :)

Nobody expects the Spanish Programming inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are: bad naming, undefined 46$$43$_22#3off data races. by one errors,

And only once delivery. And only once delivery. And cache invalidation. And cache inva

Damn it! I can't say it, you'll have to say it.

Don't forget naming things. I can never decide whether to call two arguments 'a' and 'b', or 'x' and 'y'.

It was consumed by undefined behavior.

Methinks you need a mutex here.