Waffle House's Magic Marker System
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It turns out the wrapper (that's printed with patches of stripes and crosshatches in different colo(u)rs), can be wrapped in a way that exposes a particular pattern on the outside of the finished package that indicates what's inside.
I'm sure this sort of system is used elsewhere but I've never noticed it anywhere else.
Which is why they don't have to indicate "sprite" or "orange" because you can see the color through the lids.
Where drinks are self-serve they're not needed, but usually still exist.
If you don't order different drinks, sure.
>Which is why they don't have to indicate "sprite" or "orange" because you can see the color through the lids.
The paper (cardboard?) lids aren't translucent.
I wonder if there's technology out there for cheap sugar testing sticks… huh, it looks like a company finally launched like that in 2021.
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/breakthrough-soft-d...
I wonder if there's not some sort of genetic connection influencing how some non-sugar sweeteners taste, much like the genetic link with cilantro tasting terrible for some.
Might the commenter really not be able to taste the difference? To me, it would be stark and unmistakable, but perhaps that's not true for everyone.
Waffle House is special.
TBF, we should just agree that they're all nasty at this point.
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/waffle-hou...
As is so often true, this is highly variable based on geography and local culture, and the contention that a Denny's is more 'civilized' than a Waffle House has a lot more to do with which one's you're frequenting than it does with the restaurants themselves.
Waffle house is cramped, brightly lit with harsh fluorescent light, and nothing but hard surfaces. A few drunk people talking is enough to fill the entire restaurant including the exposed kitchen with sound. If they start throwing anything it quickly hits everyone in the restaurant including the line cooks. I've seen probably four people vomit all over the place in a waffle house. I can't say I've seen anything quite the same in the dennys, usually its truckers and the elderly there not people showing up after last call at the bars.
This is also what makes it really easy to get attached to your local Waffle House: the staff make the place what it is.
See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index
See: https://www.motherjones.com/criminal-justice/2011/11/four-se...
See: https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/kid-rock-arrested...
And the man himself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bct8stbZafI
Waffle House goes from nice to war zone and back again just about every day. It never closes, never... If a Waffle House is closed you better have a boat or a gun cause what ever comes next will likely require one or both.
Saturday Night Live did a skit about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYNFqmu2toI
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlqyWYgE6go (How About the Waffle House for Valentines Day?)
- https://www.wvlt.tv/2023/11/01/newlyweds-hold-reception-waff...
Lots of other tidbits:
https://www.grubstreet.com/2008/09/national_gettin_hitched_a...
Waffle House has no pretensions, they are unashamedly serving super simple food with zero attempt to be fancy. But they're pretty good at what they do choose to serve (or at least pretty consistent).
I love going there any time I'm in the South. I really wish we had them in the PNW. We're finally starting to get some In-n-Outs here, I'd be in heaven if we got Waffle House too. I can dream...
He was good enough to cook in the kitchen at French Laundry and rich enough to eat in their dining room as often as he wanted. But he was very much anti food snobbery.
Maybe if he was as drunk at the French Laundry as he was at the Waffle House, he would rate it differently.
Taste is a matter of taste. And there's a time and place for all foods.
HN will argue about anything, eh?
If Bourdain says my old Waffle House beats a French laundromat who am I to argue?
Cultural institutions are something to behold.
And then I might tell him to put up or shut up - I'll believe it when I see hundreds of millions for these scribbles.
I wonder if Bourdain ever returned to waffle house, despite his proclamations?
I mean, unless he's an idiot, he'll still pay the market-clearing price for the drawings. Quality and taste are subjective. Monetary value is not.
I really wish we had them in Boston also. It is an experience that even other diners don't really replicate.
Especially the price, I am always shocked when I go to visit parents just how much you get at Waffle House for multiple people for what I am used to spending on just myself.
But it is more than that. The size, the layout, the code words for how you want your hash browns, etc.
Columbus, Ohio and Atlanta, Georgia both have Waffle Houses. I don't think it's universally a rule that they stay out of cities.
Waffle House started just outside of Atlanta, and you can still see that. In other big cities they seem to stay outside of the core - I suspect they don't want to have locations without parking. (But off the top of my head I can name two Atlanta-area Waffle Houses that don't have their own parking, namely the one right off Centennial Olympic Park and the one in downtown Decatur.)
Here's an article talking about double Waffle Houses, from 2019, when the older of the two at Buford Highway / I-285 closed: https://www.tonetoatl.com/2019/07/Waffle-House-Closed-Buford... - they mention the pair on Chamblee-Tucker. Apparently one is catering-only, which probably explains why it doesn't show on the map. They also mention pairs that used to exist at Clairmont Road near I-85 and Lawrenceville Highway near I-285. Apparently WH is trying to reduce the number of these.
(Disclaimer: I have never been to Houston except to change planes in its airport.)
People have fond memories of going to Waffle House after partying, or going with their tween friends as the only place they could afford to go out to eat, or going after softball games in their still-dirty uniforms.
Another commenter mentioned that Anthony Bourdain said Waffle House was better than The French Laundry (while eating Waffle House drunk, late at night).
To eat at The French Laundry you need to plan ahead and try hard to get a reservation. You have to act and dress appropriately and show up in maybe a 15 minute window for the hostess to deign to grant you the privilege of being seated.
You can eat at Waffle House on a whim, with anyone you like, in (just about) any state you like.
Having had both I wouldn't say that the food at Waffle House is actually better than the food at The French Laundry. But there is something that people appreciate about Waffle House being the reliable place you can always show up for comfort food, at minimum cost with minimum judgement.
In any state but a northern one. Sadly, there are none in the northeast. Waffle House to me borders between being an "american" thing and specifically a "southern" thing
The two towns, Lancaster and Allentown, in PA with Waffle Houses, are kind of exceptions that prove the rule. They are special rarities -- the northern waffle house, like the jumbo shrimp.
But Waffle House in its true environment is no more a rarity than an orange in Florida. Its commonness is an inherent part of its charm.
Technically, it's possible a northerner could drive a few hours to get to a Waffle House. But the whole point and charm of Waffle House is its ubiquity. Anytime, anyplace: just past the next offramp and open 24 hours.
It is not a planned destination, it's ... just where yall end up. And so no, while technically there's a couple waffle houses north of the mason dixon, those in the know would agree there isn't really waffle house in the north, regrettably.
it's cheap, it has a basic menu that covers most dietary requirements, it's understaffed by design, and it's open 24/7.
I live in LA -- there is a distinct lack of 24/7 shit even here. I wish we had waffle house simply because i'm sick of Dennys and Norm's being the only 24/7 choice to wander into if I don't want to drive my ass to Canters'.
that's an interesting take and i suppose in a way you're right. Another way to describe waffle house at last call is imagine you picked up a zoo and shook it really hard for about 5 minutes then set it down and walked in.
What we consider "kebabs" are skewers with grilled meat and/or veggies on them. I'm guessing you mean döner kebab. We do have shawarma which is similar, but I've never seen somewhere that really nails the kind of döner kebab I had in Europe.
Here's the online menu for one of my favorite places: https://www.jspitaria.us/s/order (they also have a Berliner kebab, which is a little closer to the ones in Germany, but not quite the same).
1: https://ew.com/paul-giamatti-in-n-out-burger-awards-8426387
Also related, only very tangentially, but ever-interesting, FEMA's Waffle House Index (2016): https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15105662
And they use what they have, these places always need pickles and jam packets, whereas a real magic marker can dry up and you might forget to order replacement. Fascinating for sure.
It's just ingenious, they're coding the order onto the customer's plate by partially setting it up. They're getting some of the work done, and they don't have to fumble with some separate source of truth.
The goal is to efficiently transfer information with additional steps in a common language.
A similar example is the hand signals from the old trading exchange floors [1]. The point wasn't for it to be easy to learn. The point was to make it easy to transfer visual information across a very loud and boisterous place. Plus, you had to do it with both people you knew well and people you may never have worked with before.
1 - https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008...
I don't think it would take that much extra training, especially compared to whatever shorthand a waitress or ordering system would have to use.
And it seems like it's something that's possible to get right. All the alternatives I can think of suffer from serious problems this one doesn't (e.g. having to mentally keep track of the correspondence between the order ticket and palate, which invites lots of error).
> Its not intuitive.
It actually seems pretty intuitive. There appears to be a pretty clear correspondence between the code and what it means in most cases.
It's kind of genius.
Like for example, you put the jelly pack at 12 o'clock, and then if someone rotates the plate, now it's at 6 o'clock and you have the wrong meat for the order.
Or, someone simply bumps into the plate and the packet slides to the other side. Even if you bumped it and it did not slide, you could not verify that it did not slide.
My general take away here is that someone tried to invent a new language basically (pictographic). And english (pen/paper) was probably sufficient? Inventing new languages (and having everyone learn them) is extremely hard.
Edit: btw, I've eaten at waffle house several times, although it was 10+ years ago when I was regular. They did frequently get my order wrong by forgetting things. I don't think it was attributable to this encoding scheme (one time the waiter tried to memorize the whole order and simply failed)
Waffle House running out of any particular ingredient should never happen, barring serious supply chain malfunction or mis-management.
I briefly worked at one before getting into IT and it was neat to learn how tightly controlled the operations of a restaurant can be. Glad I have those memories.
I'm sure this system is great once you know it, but it is a high learning curve and I do struggle to imagine a world where ePOS with a ticket system doesn't work better (both for the 'caller' and for the chef).