In a moment of despair, I changed my role to "I don't do shit." which warrants a permanent ban on LinkedIn. I'm currently looking for work, and this is the worst thing that could happen. Is there anyone that can help?
I can't help regarding the LinkedIn. But your linked posting has a couple of sarcasms in it as well, and as much many of us also have a saracastic wit, in writing it's a bad look and in a potentially permanent employment-relevant medium it can be really bad. You might want to edit it.
Noted. I've removed the sarcasm.
You could have said "influencer" or "fashionista" and conveyed the same degree of usefulness.