I think you should still build some kind of script to install every available package and then do some interesting analysis from the result. For example I'm sure there are supply chain troijan horses awaiting to be discovered.
One of the examples in the books are people who keep on pulling on a handle on a door that's meant to be pushed on when the handle looks like a pull handle.
You did nothing other than pull on the pull handle. That the door frame came out of the wall is not your fault.
Funny idea, dumb policy, nice write-up!
^In the article you write 'immutable', but I think you mean that it can't be unpublished/de-listed? I suppose definitions vary you could call that immutable, but to me the versions are always immutable so that implies no new version could be published which I don't think was the case?