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I'm pretty sure it's actually hair brained

There's a Romanian joke about that:

De ce este fericit omul chel? Why is a bald man happy?

Pai, părul îi crește spre interior și îi gâdilă creierul! Well, his hair grows inwards and tickles his brain!

No, it's hare as in rabbit.

Woosh, probably :-)