The Violence of Relentless Positivity in the Workplace

> These comments are made by dweebs and society will be better off when I finish feeding off their auras, leaving naught but lifeless corpses undergoing a fifty year death rattle that just happens to sound like someone talking about sprint velocity.

I almost died. Hilarious.

I always get a feeling of eerie calm after reading one of Ludic's posts. Thank you for this; it was entertaining.

it is like chicken soup for my psyche after the torment of empty platitudes and anodyne corporate weasel talk.

That's just all of your energy being sucked away.

This guy seems like a real energy vampire.

I think the author should take a vacation.

Sometimes I wonder how the office classes make it through the day or accomplish anything productive at all.

One might say he is committing psychological violence upon his readers!