I know your comment is just internet puffery, but please know that the old adage is true: "A man who represents himself has a fool for a client."
There is a reason that judges will ask defendents multiple times if they're really, really, truely sure they want to represent themselves before allowing it.
As much as you wish it, a dictionary or common sense does little to nothing in a court of law. Mostly, you'll just annoy the judge who cares not about your dictionary, but the subtle details of copyright law, trademarks, uS code, registration timelines, dates of priority, common use, historical use, due diligence, and 50 other minute technical details I have never even thought about.