I think the play is on "Helvetica" sounding a bit like "helluva".
Arial = A Real
I think we can all agree... it's Arial Helvetica problem! I think it may be Terminal. I need someone to Consolas me.
It's True! Type has become easier with a Computer - Modern systems can do amazing things compared to the Typewriter of the past, but we need to get with the Times and work for a Bold Futura.