My shadow is extremely good at mimicking my every move, but I don’t live in fear that it will make the jump to the third dimension, kill me, and assume my identity. Should I?!
Well, maybe - if the source of the shadow keeps getting more and more powerful, it will eventually turn you into a permanent shadow.
Negligible. It would have gone after Twitter first.
Comically twitter seems to be working fine and is where I was able to find confirmation that it wasn’t just me.
Yeah, exactly, so it must still be a good old human mistake, not Skynet.