(Just in case you're not trolling)
You can get a vim mug from thinkgeek http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/mugs/7bbe/
Personally, I prefer the viemu cheat sheet http://www.viemu.com/a_vi_vim_graphical_cheat_sheet_tutorial... (and viemu is well worth your time if you like vi and want to use it in MS software, imho)