What Is WebTV?
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So for the developers who worked at WebTV, thanks from one (now) developer to another. I might not have become who I am today without it!
I learned about WebTV while writing essays for my college applications more than ten years ago. I had stumbled on this memorial site[0] for an engineer at WebTV named Jos who passed well before his time. The site includes some of his college essays[1] as well as some other bits of writing like his guide to OOP programming[2] (complete with Spanish and Portuguese translations !). His writing style and sense of humor have stuck with me for years and years now, and I still visit the site to have a laugh. Seemed like a very dynamic individual, and I'm grateful to his family for keeping his memory alive.
[0]: https://sepwww.stanford.edu/sep/jon/family/jos/
[1]: https://sepwww.stanford.edu/sep/jon/family/jos/college/index...
[2]: https://sepwww.stanford.edu/sep/jon/family/jos/oop/index.htm...
It's surprising that they never shipped V.92 support for most of these devices, you would think that saving tens of seconds would be a boon for an appliance product like this.
Has there been any work done to put old WebTV clients to use?
It did have a life for several years after I left in MSNTV. Maybe someone else here knows its fate.
Did Microsoft have a written mandate to improve the performance of these websites? How was this communicated?
The vast majority of my calls were from people (drunkenly) complaining that the internet was "busted". Typically the entire internet being down to them was actually code which meant that a certain porn site didn't work on WebTV.
They almost always hung up before admitting the actual problem. When they didn't, I wished they had.
Even in the late 90s there was a community of WebTV hackers. One thing people focused on was the “tricks menu”[1] that required typing in a password to get into it. There were all kinds of conspiracy theories about what the codes “meant”. The reality was they were just chosen to be something easy to remember that could be typed with only one’s left hand on those IR keyboards.
[1] http://wiki.webtv.zone/mediawiki/index.php/Services/Gallery/...
I love how wonderfully weird the web was back then! Such a different world; so hard to explain today to those who didn’t know it. And an incredibly talented team.
[0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_(operating_system)#His...
Unfortunately the acquired talent that brought us the wonderful Hiptop/Sidekick devices were then wasted by being sucked into the Kin boondoggle.
Somebody managed to extract them years later from an MSNTV and luckily I was able to recover a couple of songs I had lost.
https://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/Msntv/msnMusic/PlusBGmusic_v25...
He went straight to a mail-order-bride website and destroyed his life.
On top of that, "WebTV" was back before the Internet was a thing and before anyone realized how the Internet can be dangerous. I'm sure it was hard for everyone else to understand or have compassion for him (and you).
I'm sorry for you both.
Suffice it to say he died under mysterious circumstances in a foreign country and the state department never determined a cause of death.
Heres to the boomers who got zapped on contact with the new world due to a lack of immune response, just like the Aztecs and the native Indians!
I do remember playing some MIDI files on it and realizing how good it sounded compared to my basic SoundBlaster 16, which made me go out and get a SB AWE32.
oh for real? I hope some of the nostalgia tech youtubers can set one up (with their own ISP) and demo it. that would be cool.
One of the first that popped up putting "webtv" in YouTube ;)
My early use of eBay was through WebTV, with both buying and selling, and it largely worked. You could browse webrings and read email from the couch!
Most of all, the dialing music was fantastic and I still listen to it once in a while: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brZYWcGgg4Y
When free ad-supported dialup services came around (Juno, Bluelight, NetZero) I alternated using those and WebTV for a while. As pages moved away from simple text/table/image based sites, page rendering quality unsurprisingly degraded. I think the version we owned had some Flash support but it was slow.
Looking back on it, it's impressive how legible text was on a 20" CRT TV in the interface (through S-Video). It was more usable than some modern "smart" TV interfaces.
I recall that we eventually got a WebTV in the office to play with as well; we'd been at things for a while, but I think the writing was on the wall when the competition was backed by the MS Borg.
I do remember in the early 2000s when I was a high school student working at Best Buy, trying to help an older man get a replacement for his WebTV that he had a warranty for. I think we might have still sold an Ultimate TV model for him to get, but I don’t remember the specifics. What I do remember was how much he loved and used that thing, in a way that was fairly shocking to me, given how slow and unoptimized the systems were by then. I’m hoping I was able to convince him to spend his $500 credit or whatever on some eMachines package that would honestly still been a piece of shit, but would have been way better than the primitive low-memory WebTV, but who knows. That man loved that WebTV. That was one of the first times I got to see just how change-averse people can get when it comes to technology, and in retrospect, situations like that one helped me develop empathy for users.
[0]: https://wiki.webtv.zone/mediawiki/index.php/WebTV_for_Dreamc...
He plays around with an ongoing project to reverse-engineer and re-implement WebTV servers for self-hosting[1].
Headspace created the RMF file format, conceptually a mix between an SMF and a tracker song (XM, S3M) featuring compressed or low bitrate integrated patches, which was later used as the ringtone format for almost every flip/feature phone in the 2000s (notable examples include the T-Mobile Sidekick/Danger Hiptop and most by Nokia).
Teletext had no interactivity beside of the 'reveal' button for some simple newspaper-like puzzles.
EDIT:ok, it;s close, it used vblank interval times to send the signal, identical to the Teletext. In that case, yes, it's close, but with different technologies as the protocol, even if they shared the same medium.
When the day came that we no longer had to design for IE 3 (or whatever it was) plus the special cases of brain dead the "WebTV" broswer added to that, we were so happy. They hired someone to take over the site design and modernize it to DHTML and CSS. They had an Art degree, but had never seen HTML source or heard of CSS.
so the world goes.
They weren't big enough to benefit from the fact that one of the components of WebTV's architecture was an entire "page patching" database and proxy that would fix HTML from popular sites that didn't work correctly on their browser.