I once saw the acronym translated as "Keiner prüft mehr genau" (No one does checking accurately any more)
“Kinder prüfen meine Gesellschaft”
children check my company
„Kommen, prüfen, meckern, gehen“
come, check, complain, go
KPMG seems to have quite a reputation.
Though that reading is a bit weird, it's practical enough to tickle the funny.