This attitude right here is why the RDBMS old guard despises NoSQL. Willful ignorance should not be celebrated.
This attitude right here is why the RDBMS old guard despises NoSQL. Willful ignorance should not be celebrated.
A lot of the excitement over schema-less data stores (I think) really comes down to instant DDL changes, which is why you should really just use Postgres instead of MySQL.
I've spent many years using schemas, and I know well how they work and what they achieve. I'm saying they're a lousy tradeoff.
*edit I misspelled ignorant... irony alert
Engineering choices are always tradeoffs. If they're founded on ignorance, they're bad choices--always. Your article is trying too hard to be cute and funny and comes across as ignorant. I assert that promoting uninformed decision-making is both intellectually dishonest and constitutes a much truer form of "cognitive poisoning."