In any case, a few pointless things that I seem compelled to say:
* It's not returning roff, as such. Those things like `.TH` are not part of roff, they are part of the macro package for writing man pages. * I was disappointed that there was no markdown-to-roff conversion, which seemed like it was going to be the interesting part of this post. At least use one of the existing ones. * On a similar note, this means that the text isn't really formatted correctly. roff is meant for one sentence per line of input, to distinguish between `.` to end a sentence vs. other uses. * Also also wik, this means that any line starting with a `.` will be interpreted as a command, potentially wreaking havoc.
Or maybe I'm just a grumpy old man.