Maybe you should get in touch with Kink.com. I know a number of people who work there and it seems to be a good organization, and in its own way very scrupulous.
I can't promise much, but I could gurantee free porn for life to you and your children (though your grandchildren will have to fend for themselves) should anything come of it. christopher.m.pike(a)gmail.com
Lucky for you, by law they have to post their mailing address (and, for what it's worth, these are the real offices.)