What is remarkable here is that every single thing you say is correct.
Everything on your statistical list looks right, and can probably be
proven by a stack of peer-reviewed scientific studies from medicine,
sociology, psychology...
And yet as an argument, it's worthless. Worse... it's dangerous.
Because in your schema, the impact of climate change, pollution and
other threats that will end this species each rank as zero! You get
to "pass on your genes" merely to consign a few hundred of your
descendents to a miserable death.
This is the tyranny of instrumental reason that you so cleverly use
against the goal (reproduction of genes) that you purport to champion.