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I found this while browsing the web a few days ago, exactly what you wanted :O

I cant decide whether I think this is supremely evil or just mad genius. Supremely evil mad genius maybe? :o)

I thought it was absolutely genius but I will never admit it.

But seriously, if anyone is to maintain code like this, this will force the lowest possible cyclomatic complexity.

Exactly, and to me that's the genius part. I feel almost dirty for kinda liking it.

You can't just force a python programmer to start coding in java without mental health support.

That's simply CoffeeScript, if you set an awkward screen resolution to overflow the screen on the right.