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Also you're picking between Reward and Bigger Reward. Positive EV no matter your choice so eh don't worry about it too much :)

A nice goat fetches up to $1000 to according to a quick google.

A nice goat, you say? How much for a mean goat, jaded from years of being the spoiler prize that nobody wants?

Whenever someone talks about mean goats I think of only one thing: Buttermilk the baby goat, being a jerk.

Enjoy.

I am suddenly reminded of the clever, morally educational joke about the dead horse raffle.