> Great trolling.
I didn't mean to troll, but I definitely could've phrased it better.
I don't mean Emacs has bad documentation - in fact, as one of the oldest GNU packages around (and RMS' own pet project), it probably has the most comprehensive documentation around.
But, as other people have mentioned, it's too damn large. Eight chapters until I get to the basic editing commands! And that's just the default keybindings - which, according to most Emacs users, suck and need to be changed to your own taste with keyboard macros - which are waiting for you on the eighteenth chapter!
Maybe I'm a youngster spoiled by television and videogames and need to get off your lawn, but having to read eighteen chapters just to get to make my own keyboard mappings is... discouraging. In contrast, learning Vim took me an hour of Vimtutor, then slowly discovering feature by feature when I needed it. It was a much more natural process than all my attempts to learn Emacs.