has to be the scariest thing i've read all year
I would never put so much as my private SSH keys on a closed source machine that pulls updates in the background or a device on which a third party is root (iPhone, G1). I certainly can't imagine plugging my brain into any such creature.
Smart people will always be able to outsmart me, stupid people with power or desirables will always be able to coerce me into lowering my standards.