>Windows is great because you never have to touch the CLI

Yeah, that's a good one. What I have found, coming back from Linux, is that I have to tinker about the same amount as I did in Linux, just with shittier tools, and less documented processes. My last, biggest WTF is a paired bluetooth headphone which doesn't want to actually connect, but I can't remove the pairing either, so now it's stuck in limbo. Good times.