Japanese man in his 70s: "Yippee Yay! It only took 34 years to get back what I invested in the index, because indexes always go up. And now everything costs double".
If you look at the actual returns they recovered years ago (tho not so long).
Remember, kids, dollar cost averaging is usually the way to go.
The advice is to invest as broadly and globally as possible, which has resulted in very good return during the last 35 years.
Also, nothing "always goes up". Index investing over long periods of time simple gives you the best risk adjusted returns.