> 0. You just DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO as long as you NEVER LEAVE A FUCKING TRACE TO TRACK THE AUTHOR of the original product to blame for or held responsible.

A thing of beauty^_^ I've seen a lot of licenses that require attribution[0], so a license that explicitly demands that you not credit the author is a lovely twist:)

[0] Read: Nearly all of them; even permissive BSD-like licenses usually(?) require that much.

I could get behind that type of short, clear legalese.