Was it just me, or did anyone else read the "TL;DR" explaining how to AVOID the antipattern to BE the antipattern?
So just reading the title and the tl;dr would leave one with no actual idea of the antipattern. What if the article was about something for which the imperative voice was an accurate description?
Why would you ever say "TL;DR perform this action" instead of "TL;DR performing this action", when trying to describe something that people should not do?
Accentuate the positive. Eliminate the negative.