They can't migrate control panel to the settings app in a time measured in decades, but I'm supposed to believe that they're going to magically produce something like this that does what it claims? Go home Microsoft. You're drunk.
When a game studio releases new game, looking at previous games they released is a solid indicator of what quality we can expect. Same goes for software companies making new piece of software. Combined with how LLMs seem super useful until I want them to do something original, I would be very sceptical even in case a corp like Apple came up with this announcement. Seeing it comes from Microsoft, not trusting it isn't result of "hating them is popular", its result of experience.