Today’s Stockholders’ Letter
groupon.com
groupon.com
If I were Andrew Mason, I'd be looking to acquire a small-biz focused product company at this point to accelerate the process and start shipping asap.
(Yes, I'm aware I'm totally armchair CEO-ing here.)
That's still a very labour/sales intensive process. Can this business model work without droves of underpaid call centre workers?
Groupon is still accelerating towards demise. It's just now accelerating slightly slower than it was before.
My point is that Groupon is the sound of a bunch of people inflating a financial bubble. All this post-IPO bullshit about growth is intended to make it seem like they took a few hits early to get them done with, but once the dust has settled they'll be in a great position. They aggressively scaled a patchy business model and are now trying to fix it.
Isn't this stuff supposed to be worked out before you IPO?
At least they threw enough mud before the IPO to cover up the writing on the wall.
Awesome.