Did You Say "Intellectual Property"? It's a Seductive Mirage

> Suggestions include IMPs, for Imposed Monopoly Privileges, and GOLEMs, for Government-Originated Legally Enforced Monopolies. Some speak of “exclusive rights regimes” […]

Did Monty Python suggest these alternate names?

I get the motivation for renaming IP to distinguish between regular property vs. rights intended to create a balanced win-win for creators and society.

But if you are serious about terminology (as apposed to simply expressing cynicism), new phrases need to be palatable. Not sound like…

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