- Never actually runs it. Seriously.
- Wants us to know it's definitely not a real parser as compared to Needlepoint...then 1000 words later, "real parser" means "handles \r\n...and validates 1st & 3rd lines begin with @ and +...seq and qual lines have the same length".
- At the end, "Julia is faster!!!!" off a one-off run on their own machine, comparing it to benchmark times on the Mojo website
It reads as an elaborate way to indicate they don't like that the Mojo website says it's faster, coupled to a entry-level explanation of why it is faster, coupled to disturbingly poor attempts to benchmark without running Mojo code