Wood basically doesn't have a shelf life as long as you aren't exposing it to the elements. This would be a problem for underground PVC piping, but not for bottled water, for the most part.
Plastics already photodegrade. Not being an expert I assume this would be one of the larger issues for bottled water expiration dates, for instance.
From here: https://www.pollutionsolutions-online.com/news/waste-managem...
The big issue seems to be the size of most plastics, not that bacteria can't already eat them.
: Eventually, the pieces of plastic will become small enough to be consumed by microorganisms, which are able to metabolise it and convert it to carbon dioxide (CO2) or absorb it into their own biomolecules.
Yep, that's why it is super cool things like mealworms can consume styrofoam - they have microbes in there gut that do the actual digesting, but they can chew it up physically, which is very important.
I'm not sure about mealworms, but insects generally have different gut pH levels than humans. I'm not certain their microbes would thrive in the human gut.