Not to be confused with micron, which is the size of most politicians’ accomplishments after they get elected.

This is an obscure form of nominative determinism. Biscuits tend to be named after French leadership (eg Bourbon, Napoleon, etc), thus obviously someone whose name is nearly a biscuit should become leader of France.

(There are also Garibaldi biscuits, which would at first seem to dilute the theory... but he was born in France!)