This is always really surprising to me that it appears to be these two camps. Though what frustrates me is that if you suggest something in the middle people usually assume you're in the opposite camp than they are. It reminds me a lot of politics and I'm not sure why we're so resistant to nuance when our whole job is typically composed of nuance.
Though I'll point out, I think it is natural to complain about your juggling dog dropping balls or making mistakes on your taxes. That doesn't mean you aren't impressed. I think this response is increasingly common considering these dogs are sold as if they are super-human at these tasks. That's quite disappointing and our satisfaction is generally relative to expectations, not actual utility. If you think something is shit and it turns out to be just okay, you're happy and feel like you got a bargain. If you're expecting something to be great but it turns out to be just okay, you're upset and feel cheated. But these are different than saying the juggling dog is a useless pile of crap and will never be useful. I just want to make that clear, so we avoid my first paragraph.