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Yes, I have also heard from my military friends that the creatures live on dihydrogen monoxide, a substance that kills thousands of people a year. The truth is out there

thousands of people a year sounds like a pretty safe compound. We probably should encourage everybody to consume more of it.

It's a poison: there's a lethal dose beyond which consumption kills humans

when the antenna on their butt wiggles it means they are transmitting positive messages about the human race to their homeworld. Stay on their good side and the earth remains safe

That's what Big Wiggly Butt wants you to believe.

are you implying little fido is actually not from planet Earth? explains the affinity to humans

And they call it the "Dog Star."

Coincidence? I think not!

Children of the Dog Star

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOHAr9wR86E&list=PL83DE505F4...>