2001: what is this nonsense plot? why in the hell would anyone fill the world with mass-produced nonsense information? what purpose would it serve!?

2015: what is this nonsense plot? how would you even create a virus that destroys a language? it's inconceivable! it makes no sense! why!?

someone please find whomever it is feeding Hideo Kojima advance knowledge of exactly what the next poison trend in the information industry will be